![]() My bard does not know how to play Inna Godda Davida on marachas.ĥ3. No longer allowed to use the time machine for booty calls.ĥ2. Not allowed to use thermodynamic science to asphyxiate the orcs' cave instead of exploring it first.ĥ1. Not allowed to blow up the Death Star before that snotty farm kid gets his shot.ĥ0. The elf is restricted to decaf for the rest of the adventure.Ĥ9. They do not make Nair in wookie sizes.Ĥ8. Sliver rhymes with silver because the computer frelling says so.Ĥ7. My character names are not allowed to be double entendres.Ĥ6. Not allowed to spend all 100 character points on 100 1pt skills.Ĥ5. No longer allowed to set nazi propaganda music to a snappy disco beat.Ĥ4. Having a big nose adds nothing to my seduction check.Ĥ3. Gnomes do not have the racial ability 'impromptu kickstand'Ĥ2. Gnomes do not have the racial ability to hold their breath for 10 minutes.Ĥ1. Gnomes do not have the racial ability 'can lick their eyebrows'Ĥ0. When investigating evil cultists not allowed to just torch the decrepit mansion from the outside.ģ9. They do not make black market illegal cyberweapons for rodents.ģ8. I am not allowed to convince the entire party to sit on the same side of the table.ģ7. I am not allowed to convince the entire party to play R2 units.ģ6. I am not allowed to base any Droid off any character played by Joe Pesci.ģ5. There is no such skill as 'improvised cooking'ģ4. I cannot buy any animal in groups of 100 or over.ģ3. The backup trap handler is not whoever has the most HP at the time.ģ2. I am not to kill off all the vampires in the LARP, even if they are terminally stupid.ģ1. I cannot have any gun that requires me to continue the damage code on back.ģ0. The Goddess' of Marriage chosen weapon is not the whip.Ģ9. I am not to shoot every corpse in the head to make sure they aren't a zombie in Twilight 2000.Ģ8. Valley speak has no place in a fantasy setting. The green elf does not need food badly.Ģ6. Even if the rules allow it, I am not allowed to summon 50,000 Blue Whales.Ģ5. Any character who has a sensitivity training center named after him will be taken away.Ģ4. ![]() There is no such thing as a Gnomish Pygmy War Rhino.Ģ3. No longer allowed to recreate the Death Star Trench Run out of genre.Ģ2. Polka is not appropriate marching music.Ģ1. ![]() When surrendering I am to hand the sword over HILT first.Ģ0. Collateral Damage Man is not an appropriate name for a super hero.ġ8. I will not beat Tomb of Horrors in less than 10 minutes from memory.ġ7. Plan B is not automatically twice as much gunpowder as Plan A.ġ6. Must not murder canon NPCs in their sleep, no matter how cliche they are.ġ5. Must learn at least one offensive or defensive spell if I'm the sorcerer.ġ3. Not allowed to berserk for the hell of it, especially during royal masquerades.ġ2. Just because my character and I can speak German, doesn't mean the GM can.ġ1. How to serve Dragons is not a cookbook.ġ0. Not allowed to use psychic powers to do the dishes.Ĩ. ![]() Synchronized panicking is not a proper battle plan.ħ. Not allowed to blow all my skill points on 1pt professional skills.Ħ. My 7th Sea character Boudreaux is not 'Southern' Montaigne.ĥ. There is no Gnomish god of heavy artillery.Ĥ. A one man band is not an appropriate bard instrument.ģ. Cannot base characters off the Who's drummer Keith Moon.Ģ.
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